Beat me again... PLEASE????

My mother did it again... beat me with her bible. <sigh> She's never gonna leave it alone.

She sent me this story in email about an atheist in the woods confronted by a large angry grizzly bear. The story goes that at before the young man's demise his last words were "Oh God!"
probably an excerpt from some crusty old Church of Christ preacher's sermon.
So it begs a question, who was there to hear the young man's last words? The grizzly will never incriminate itself, the squirrels are too dingy, the trees aint talkin, and the birds? Who listens to birds anyway?

well I wrote back and said... Mom, you know I wouldn't say that... my last words would be "OH F*CK!"

I wonder why she hasn't written back, I mean she always has SOMETHING to say...

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